TY - BOOK AU - Offill, Jenny TI - 17 things I'm not allowed to do anymore SN - 9780375835964 U1 - 155.5 OFF-J PY - 2007/// CY - New York PB - Schwartz and Wade Books KW - Young Learners KW - Conduct of life KW - Teenagers KW - Truthfulness and falsehood KW - Imagination KW - Human behavior KW - Discipline N1 - This Parenting Magazine Best Book of the Year and Bank Street College of Education Best Children's Book of the Year features a kid full of fun ideas. For example, in the morning, gluing her brother's bunny slippers to the floor sounds like a good plan. But now she's not allowed to use glue anymore. And what about when she shows Joey Whipple her underpants—they're only underpants, right? Turns out she's not allowed to do that again, either. And isn't broccoli the perfect gift for any brother? It's just too bad her parents don't think so. But she has the last laugh in this humerous picture book about not-so-great behavior. And don't miss the companion book to 17 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do Anymore: 11 Experiments that Failed, a zany exploration of the scientific method by everyone's favorite troublemaking protagonist ER -